Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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