Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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