Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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