you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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