If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
that's an acceptable place to lick
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Shame - the story of my life.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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