god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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