Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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