One girl and one boy is just not enough.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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