And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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