I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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