okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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