Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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