I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So vagazzling was a success
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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