the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????