If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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