The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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