My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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