where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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