Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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