Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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