So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?