ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Randomize
