dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
me + whiskey = a bad person
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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