I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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