Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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