The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
you never un-have a 4some
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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