I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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