your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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