she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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