Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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