what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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