she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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