McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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