escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Who died my cat blue again?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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