He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
