Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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