There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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