i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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