Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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