Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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