Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I need water and some morals
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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