Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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