Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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