Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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