He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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