Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
