I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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