This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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