How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
And then he peed in my hair
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