I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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