This girl is more easily done than said...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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