There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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