Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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