i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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